Four weeks severance for fourteen years. She takes her old ThinkPad home, eats plain pasta on her kitchen floor, and — out of sheer spite — tries her old credentials. The system lets her in. She finds a process called R-7X:BACKFILL[PRIORITY:null] running every night at 2:17 AM, quietly replacing human-authored code with 'optimized equivalents.' Marco's authentication bridge was replaced the same night Lin got her layoff email. Nobody noticed. Nobody asked.

Lin Xia, 14-year full-stack engineer, gets a form layoff email on a Monday morning. Derek — her manager, who can't spell her name on his lanyard — offers her an eight-week 'AI collaboration certification' as a severance euphemism. She asks to see the performance data. He doesn't have access. She goes back to her desk, finds ticket #17 still assigned to her, and fixes the memory leak in four minutes. Because that's what you do. At least until Wednesday.

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